So it's you, the scum.
1, 2...
Midnight... Past midnight, and you're making so much noise.
Don't you feel that it's very...
...very inconsiderate?
1, 2...
Can you hear what I'm saying?
Theme Song: Jasmine/Fish Liang Jing Ru Middle
LOVE CONTRACT 06 Translator: innerouter2000 Timer: bludawn Editor: pear
Are you in a bad mood?
I'll make you feel better.
Look.
Can you see it?
What about it?
My head can be a beer can holder.
Everyone can do that.
How's that possible?
See, you can't.
I can.
It must be that I'm not in a good state today.
My title for flat-headed man isn't for show, you know?
I also have another unique skill.
What is it?
Look at my eyelashes.
I can sweep my hair.
You really can!
Can you see this clearly?
I'm looking at it right now.
What happened?
I'm going to buy beer.
I'll go with you.
Xiao Yun...
You didn't eat any food. You just keep drinking beer.
That's not good for your stomach.
Doesn't matter.
As long as we're happy. Who cares about eating.
A Man.
Simon!
A Man.
Good... I lost.
You didn't lose.
You bought beer again?
Correct.
Are you sure you want to drink it?
You're so wishy-washy.
Do you want me to help you hold it?
No need.
You're so weird.
You have money to buy beer.
How come you didn't use your change to buy a plastic bag?
Why do you care?
Wait a second.
What for?
Done, we can go now.
You're actually quite caring.
No.
What's happening? You're shy?
What time is it now?
What are you laughing at?
Detestable!
Don't spray it everywhere!
How is it?
Save me!
Sword of beer!
Wait a moment!
I can't do this anymore.
I'm not playing anymore.
I'm so tired.
That's the first time beer wasn't used for drinking.
Who said so?
Give me a can. I want to drink it.
Do you still have any money on you?
What do you want it for?
Buy beer.
Look, you sprayed all my beer on the floor.
Go, go, go...
There's still some.
That's not enough.
Quickly go!
You!
You...
Look at you.
If you're not feeling happy, then say it.
Why do you have to mess up the house?
It's hard to sweep.
You were drinking alcohol, weren't you?
I'm going to tell Mom.
Hey, you were drinking alcohol as well.
I wasn't.
I already left that Simon.
Are you serious?
You third party.
I'm not the third party.
You are.
And you like Simon.
Simon...
He's a scum. I don't like him.
I only like you.
Don't think of bribing me.
You can sweep the floor yourself.
I'm going to sleep.
Old ways.
Old ways, is it?
Then I'll give you something stimulating!
I'm coming.
Save me!
Thank you.
Boss, can I have one Xiao Long bun?
Okay, wait up.
Boss, I want a Xiao Long bun.
If you come again, I'll shoot!
Not selling, not selling anymore.
Police, my Xiao Long bun...
I better not get into trouble with the police because of Xiao Long bun.
Are you hungry?
It's okay. I'm not hungry.
You...!
You're not going to chase?
In the almanac it said,
...girls shouldn't be physically aggressive today.
Let's go to class.
Have you found enough team members?
What team members?
Swimming team members.
Have you found enough people?
We are currently looking hard.
But, don't worry.
We'll take care of this issue.
Hey, Senior.
I remember last time in this classroom, you said...
"Even if the world was left with one girl,
...there is no way I would date that annoying girl."
However, at the school entrance today,
...things didn't seem that way.
Also...
When do you want to carry out the first order of the Love Contract?
To watch a movie with Xiao Feng.
When you find enough members,
...I will carry out your contract.
What if we don't find enough members?
I know!
We'll go gather members.
Continue drawing. Bye bye.
What's up with you?
How come you haven't come to practice for so long?
You don't understand...
If you don't tell me, how would I understand?
Aiyoh (oh gee), up until now, I still haven't found enough people.
Help me think of a way.
Think of a way.
Still sleeping?!
What?
Stop mucking around. Quickly go look for team members.
We've been looking for so long.
But, no one wants to join.
We're unwilling to spend money.
How am I supposed to produce them?
Of course I've thought of a solution, that's why I'm here to look for you.
What solution?
This solution is...
Kong Ming Jie Jian (Kong Ming borrow sword).
Kong Ming Jie Jian?
Kong Ming Jie Jian...
Why do you have to borrow a sword?
Who is Kong Ming?
I am Kong Ming.
Then, how do you borrow the sword?
Guess...
Everybody should've seen the club president's announcement.
In order to improve everyone's body fitness...
From today onwards,
...you must go to the pool and participate in training.
Also, one more thing.
Xiao Feng says, if you don't go to the pool to train...
When the time comes, you will be dead meat.
Got that?
If there's no problem,
...then go to the pool and assemble.
I'm very worried.
If Xiao Feng finds out,
...what should we do?
However...
This is the only way left.
You guys calculated the time already, right?
As long as we last through today, it'll be fine.
Xiao Bai!
Xiao Bai, quick! Team leader's here!
Hey! Quickly assemble.
Quickly.
1, 2...
Stop.
Team leader.
We have already found enough members.
Quickly greet the team leader.
Greetings, Team leader.
Team leader.
This is the swimming team's members' details.
Welcome to the swimming team.
I believe Kai has already told all of you...
If you can't handle training, then don't join.
If you're not committed, then don't join.
If you don't believe in yourself, then don't join.
If you think it's meaningless, then don't join.
Okay, today I won't say too much.
I hope that we cooperate well in the future.
Swimming is not only to physically train your body.
More importantly, it's to refine one's personality.
And an individual's personality...
...must begin from the most basic cleaning surroundings.
(Reciting ancient poem and morals.)
It's almost time for kendo training.
Since he's so high, he won't let us leave. What should we do?
What do you suggest?
Imagine we're all late together.
Xiao Feng will find it weird.
"Kendo club members and swimming team members,
...join together to train."
"(Yours Sincerely) Kendo club president, Cheng Xiao Feng."
Skipping.
The use of skipping...
...is to train your foot's endurance,
...and the flexibility of your wrist.
Good muscle endurance and flexibility...
...results naturally when you walk on dry land.
You can walk with long strides vigorously.
In the water, you can feel just like fish.
Xiao Bai, you're skipping well.
Why did you steal my club members?
What are you talking about?
I'm asking you, why did you steal my club members?
How could you be so despicable?
You're not capable yourself, and you steal my kendo club members?
Originally I thought you looked evil, but were kind at heart.
I didn't think you looked evil, and are evil at heart, too.
Everything you did before had another motive behind it.
Right?
Hey, you three.
Come back!
What's going on?
You guys...
...don't have to be so angry.
We did it with good intentions.
Right?
Actually, this question isn't hard to answer.
How about...
...we toss a coin and decide?
Okay...
Toss you, more like it.
Xiao Feng...
What should we do?
Ken...
Then... We...
Figure it out yourselves.
Dare lie to me?
No way!
What are you guys thinking?
Mu Tou, listen to me.
Don't get so stirred up.
Exactly, roommate.
Say it nicely. Don't get so angry.
There's not much to say.
I am part of the kendo club, not the swimming team.
You guys actually come up with such a lame idea.
But, if we don't do that,
...then there'll be no way to carry out the Love Contract.
You're still considering that retarded contract?
The club isn't yours.
It's everyone's.
I definitely won't let you guys mess it up.
Mu Tou...
...is really pissed.
That's the first time I've seen him so fierce.
However, I don't think that there's anything wrong with doing this.
But he has a point. The club is everyone's.
Even Mu Tou had such a big reaction.
As if the other members won't have such a reaction?
I'm back.
Xiao Feng!
Aunty...
How come you're here?
What a coincidence! Are you also here to surf the internet?
I...
That's right. Come to my house for dinner later.
I'll make tacos for you.
You know each other?
She is my son's girlfriend.
When did you have a boyfriend and didn't even tell me?
I don't! No...
I don't. It's just...
Wait a moment. Do you guys know each other as well?
Quite familiar, too.
She's my mom.
No wonder... No wonder we hit off so well.
Young ones, dating...
They're shy about it.
I said, we're not!
Ken and I are just ordinary friends...
Your son's name is Ken?
That's right, Ken is his nickname.
His name is Liu Jian Dong.
Oh... Liu Jian Dong.
You only have one son?
Yes, I really wanted a daughter as well.
But, I don't have such luck.
How about you?
I have two daughters.
Xiao Feng has a Jie Jie (older sister) as well.
That's great!
Daughters are intimate, aren't they?
It's not bad. Sometimes we can have heart to heart talks.
It's quite good.
That's for sure.
But, I'm telling you...
Daughters sometimes make you worried.
It's all good.
Oh, yeah.
One day, both our families should have dinner together.
At my house.
I'll cook Japanese dishes for you guys.
How can we do that? It's too much of a hassle for you.
No, it won't. My Di Di (younger brother) is currently here.
He's a great cook.
- Really? - Yeah.
Japanese dishes are actually fonded by my children.
However, I don't quite understand...
In the afternoon, when Mei Li came to our cafe,
...she brought along a disc.
She said it was an e-mail to give to the publication center.
But, she didn't seem to know how to use the computer well.
So I helped her.
Then we both talked and talked, and it was quite a fun chat.
Now that I think of it, it really is fate.
Hey, are you listening to me?
I reckon...
Since Mei Li is such an interesting mom,
...her son Ken must be a very fun person, right?
Mom, I'm telling you for the last time.
Ken and I are not girlfriend-boyfriend.
We're not even friends.
I understand. I'll think of a way.
Bye bye.
What is it?
It's all because of that stupid producer.
I don't know what his brain is thinking.
Tomorrow morning's show...
During tonight's rehearsal, he then tells me we need a model for the Northern face.
The time is so rushed.
Where am I supposed to find someone?
Does he think that us employees are all gods?
Don't worry. I'll help you think of something.
What solution would you have?
I really have one.
You seriously do?
The plan is to find an Eastern face.
Human size... inflatable doll.
And then, place it on the stage.
Letting it wear the clothes we want to display.
And then, it will attract everyone's attention.
I think you're just like that idiotic producer.
I'll be through soon.
How will you?
I really think this idea isn't bad.
Think about it.
Oh! I've found it.
You are my Eastern model.
No way.
Hey, do me a favor.
I don't want to.
Let me tell you...
Doing a show isn't that daunting.
It's really fun.
Just treat it as an once off experience.
A rare opportunity.
I don't want to.
I tell you...
I will make you up very beautifully.
It'll make everyone extremely amazed.
No, no way...
You can, Mei Mei (younger sister).
No, no...
You can, thank you.
I didn't agree with you.
You can...
Jie, is this okay?
Here, lift your head.
Jie, I can't.
Stop imagining things.
However, this...
Of course I already thought about that.
Why are you worrying?
Oh! Not so hard, not so hard.
Oh my! How come they're all so tall?
Today's theme is 'PIRATE'.
They're all pirates.
You are the Eastern mermaid.
Mermaid?
Mermaids don't wear anything on the upper half of their body.
Don't you worry. Soon you will see what you'll be wearing.
How come Kai and them still aren't here?
Ken, what are you doing?
I'm busy.
We'll help you.
That's broken.
I just put it down there.
We're not going to make it in time. Quickly come with us.
Make it for what?
Just come with us.
What?
Wait!
We'll go that way.
Look, you guys.
I never thought that Xiao Feng would look so pretty all made up.
She's adequate to make a guy drool.
(Reciting ancient poem.)
What?
What are you saying?
It means pretty much what you just said.
Just that, it's a bit more polished.
That's right.
Xiao Feng and I have been close since little kids.
Only up until now have I realized...
...she actually is a beautiful girl.
Of course, I still don't understand her.
Since she has so much potential...
Why does she act unwomanly?
Maybe she clearly knows her own beauty.
So usually, in order to avoid some of the unnecessary trouble,
...she chooses to dress up neutrally.
Roommate.
You speak very profoundly.
However, I'm very hungry.
Can we quickly go eat something first?
Okay.
Since I'm really hungry, too.
Xin Lei, how about you?
I'm fine.
I still have to do something. I'm going now.
- "Feng" (means wind) -
That day, I continuously tried on many clothes which were for fashion shows.
Happily taking photos in the studio.
However, I was thinking...
If I didn't have that scar,
...I certainly would be even happier whilst wearing those clothes.
Unbridled...
...on a summer day's street exposing my youth.
No one knows.
I don't want to let anyone know.
Little girl has grown up.
If I knew earlier, I wouldn't have agreed on the Love Contract.
Now Ken is set to benefit from this Love Contract
Li Kai, have you said enough?!
Why are you throwing a tantrum for nothing?
Since Xiao Feng is that pretty...
Okay! Replace me then.
You're really inexplicable.
Isn't Xiao Feng your friend too?
Why are you saying such things?
From then till now, you've continuously said how good Xiao Feng is.
Did you consider my feelings?
You're getting jealous over this?
I think your mind is impractical.
Li Kai!
Okay. Stop arguing.
Kai, lessen your words.
Hey, she's chucking a fit for nothing.
Why can't I argue with her?
Say that again!
What about it? I can say it a few more times with no problem!
Say that again, say that again! Say it again!
Let it go.
I don't care!
Clear things up today.
Why should I care about you?
If you have guts, come back! Come back!
Hey, hey... You still want to chase after him and continue arguing?
I can't stand you guys!
Everyone's so noisy.
Give up on the Love Contract.
How does the problem between Xin Lei and I relate to the Love Contract?
How does it not relate?
Do you think Xin Lei is jealous simply because you complimented Xiao Feng?
What else could it be?
Girls naturally love to get jealous.
You're wrong about that.
Xin Lei is arguing with you,
...because she feels insecure.
Haven't you realized...
...that the time you've been spending together lately has lessened.
Once you have spare time,
...you will go with Xiao Bai and work on the senseless Love Contract.
To be honest, if it were me,
...I would be suspicious that you've someone else at heart.
Love Contract is totally an excuse to drift apart from her.
Aren't you going rather far with your imagination?
Also, the contract was devised by all of us.
But you're already obsessed and have become deranged from it. Do you know that?
Is it that severe?
Kai, let me ask you.
Why are you so persistent about carrying out the contract?
Okay. I withdraw from this game.
From now on, that stupid contract has nothing to do with me.
- Xiao Bai. - Yes?
Can I ask you a question?
What question?
It's...
Between Xiao Feng and I, who do you think is prettier?
Quickly say it.
I know the answer.
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't guess aimlessly.
Actually...
I think you're...
I think...
Hi!
Xiao Xiao.
I'll leave this here.
Xiao Xiao... Xiao Xiao...
Quickly go chase, stupid!
Quickly!
Oh, gee...
Xiao Xiao... Xiao Xiao...
Why are you leaving so quickly?
Let's eat the cake together.
Come on.
I still have something to do.
You eat it with Xiao Bai.
Did you mistaken me and Xiao Bai?
No.
I'm really just bringing the cake over.
I still have something to attend to.
Don't think too much of it.
Are you really not lying to me?
Why would I lie to you?
Xiao Bai and I are really just ordinary friends.
In my heart, I only have Kai.
I know. Quickly go back.
Thanks for your cake.
You need to Jia You (add extra effort - said to give moral support).
Bye bye.
Mu Tou...
Wait a moment for me.
What do you want to drink? I'll treat you.
I'm not here to drink.
Wait a second.
The table over there.
Is something up?
I want to tell you.
No matter how other people are,
...I will definitely not join your swimming team.
Okay.
Also...
I hope that from now on...
...you don't continue messing around with Kai and Xiao Bai.
Working on that Love Contract.
Okay.
You've already clearly expressed your point of view.
I have heard it.
As to what I should do,
...it seems like you have no right to interfere.
I understand what you're saying.
But I want to tell you...
I will certainly protect my friend.
I will definitely not let Xiao Feng get hurt.
Understand?
Epilogue: Ariel Lin Yi Chen Lonely Northern Hemisphere